I like big butts and i cannot lie... is a song i like to dance in the park, so if you see me dancing, come and join me, becuase dancing alone in the dark is scary sometimes, specially when your naked and there is a strange looking old fart trying to get a very tiny small glimpse of your ponionongo.


also i Like to dress a a big bad fat Tamele on wednesdaay and my inglish sucks your balls sideways!!


oooh, important, i have a very elastic scrotum! :)




I'm posting here the better, the gorier, the nastier of the most boring digital images of my imagination.

so, blow your partner behind you!

I like to fart in the pool and see the bubbles rise up and burst.

I like Cumbia Ranchera with Merengue Hip-Hop Caliente Tones., KoRn, Nirvana, Radiohead, Tool, RATM, STP, ... and almost all 90's alternative music., Epica, Nightwish, Within-Temptation, After Forever, The Gathering..., Metal is something I love!

Tarantino is a MUST SEE director for me! :), Horror, twisted, sick, gore, bloody movies !

CSI, y ahorita ando bieen bieen picado con Prison Break, LOST y los HEROES., Tambien loa admito, derrepente sintonizo novelas sexuales de televisa.

Anything from JC! :)